He's not a king. A king would never go as far as to completely make fake episodes that never happened on Bear in the Big Blue House. A king wouldn't be brain damagingly dumb whenever I try to confront it, nor does it ever think I'm roleplaying with it. A king would never shoehorn characters from Shrek, Sesame Street or whatever and claim they're canon to Bear in the Big Blue House. And Alvin, you're just a god forsaken manchild that needs to be put away in a mental asylum. I don't care if you're 20 years old. I don't care if you're autistic or have some kind of disability. You're damaging this fandom wiki by letting Blue's Clues cloud your mind.
As far as I'm concerned, the only thing you're contributing to this wiki is doing shit so stupid that not even babies and toddlers would find tolerable. You're up there with Trainboy54 in terms of seeing your characters as fucking waifus.