The Whole Story[edit | edit source]
Shadow-There was a crooked man
Crooked Man-I'm a crooked man.
Shadow-Who drove a crooked mile
Crooked Man-Am I there yet?
Shadow-Searching a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile
Crooked Man-Hey that trip is very easy. Just don't let my battery drain out.
*scene dissolves to the mountains with a sign of a number five on it*
Crooked Man-No. That's not it. Too height-ful.
*scene dissolves to the cold country with an igloo on it with a number two*
Crooked Man-Brr! Too cold!
*scene dissolves to a cactus with a number twelve*
Crooked Man-Ouch! Too prickly!
*scene dissolves to sixpence with a number six on the sign*
Crooked Man-Hey, I found the sixpence!
Shadow-*carries on* He found a crooked cat
Shadow-And a crooked mouse
Crooked Man-Hey fella. What's your name?
Shadow-And they all live in a crooked house
Crooked Man-Care for some crooked soup?
Mouse and Cat-Yeah!
Sound Effects[edit | edit source]
- A pitched guitar
- Quickly xylophone bits